The Premier League weekend begins and ends with a couple of highly promising opportunities for nonsense, with more good stuff in between.

Football news conferences from Man Utd and Aston Villa, plus all the build-up and reaction for the last-16 of the Champions League.

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Manchester United will get the better of Spurs at Old Trafford, predicts Peter Crouch (Picture: Getty) Peter Crouch has backed Manchester United to extend their 100 per cent record under Michael Carrick with a 2-0 victory over Tottenham this weekend.

There were more twists in the race to qualify for next season’s Champions League.

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The UEFA Champions League round of 16 resumes on Wednesday when Liverpool welcome Galatasaray to Anfield for the second leg of their tie.

Mohamed Salah scored a spectacular 50th Champions League goal as Liverpool cruised through to the quarterfinals with a 4-0 win over Galatasaray at Anfield on Wednesday. With the 4-1 aggregate win, Liverpool book a meeting with champions Paris Saint-Germain,