An Australian band called Private Function is selling vinyl records made of… well, their private functions. In a post shared to their Instagram page, Private Function revealed that a special edition ...

In a move five years in the making, punk band Private Function have created "scratch and sniff" variant of its new album that is scented like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. We know you're confused and ...

Melbourne pub-punks Private Function recently announced that the first 3000 vinyl pressings of their new album, 370HSSV 0773H, would feature a scratchable cover. Three Australiana-themed icons will be ...

Private Function have officially called time on their beautifully unhinged nine-year reign, announcing their split in the most on-brand way imaginable: by gifting fans, on Christmas Day, an image of a ...

If you thought candles were never the right vehicle for Gwyneth Paltrow’s signature vagina scent, you’re in luck. Five years after Paltrow’s Goop released its now iconic “This Smells Like My Vagina” ...

Vinyl collectors, beware. There’s now a super rare novelty vinyl variant out in the world that’s as unique as it is kinda disgusting and it’s all thanks to Australian punk band Private Function. This ...

Australian punks Private Function have announced that they will be releasing a new album. It is called 370HSSV 0773H and features a scratch-off cover. If you reveal three matching icons you can win ...

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