My family never purchases food at airports or train stations — it's a holdover from my mom's paranoia about what she perceived to be the loose hygiene standards at Indian train station kiosks. So ...

Their driver’s licenses may identify them as Leonard Quan, Veronica Champion, Chaim Silverstein Fisher, Sandy Sopher and Hash Helmi. But after graduating from the Laguna Woods Senior Clown Alley Clown ...