Try asking your grocer for THIS PKN, pecan milk, out loud.Or for Doozy Pots plant-based gelato. Simulate is at least a real word, but also sounds too much like the nutrient slurry from The Matrix ...

Something Must Be Done About the Names of Plant-Based Food Companies. There’s Vrimp, Malk, and now Plonts. ... for those who want to avoid animal products but miss their tastes and textures.