Every day, millions of Americans are paying vast sums of money to watch vertical dramas: absurd melodramatic movies, chopped into 70 pieces.

A Cane Toad wearing a red harness to the vet looks suspiciously like a tiny green Bulldog, and the comments are pure gold.

With a scarf dangling from your coat pocket and those gloves left behind at the coffee shop, there are simply more things to ...