In this goofy ahh meme, I tried to convince a firefighter that I wouldn’t die in a burning house… because I’m in the living room. Patrick Bateman is the fireman and agrees. Willem Dafoe is literally me, and I convinced the firefighter successfully. And somewhere in the middle, logic caught fire. If you've ever made an excuse that sounded smart in your head, this one's for you. Follow if you found this funny! | Jugge Rnot