Welcome, students. Today’s syllabus: How to turn a eulogy into a fascist fan convention with dragons, angels, and unpaid labor. Stephen Miller’s speech for Charlie Kirk was less funeral, more Comic-Con panel: part Lord of the Rings, part WWE promo, and part Facebook Aunt Theology. Pens ready? Let’s dissect. ⚡ Unit 1: Martyr-Making 101 Quote: “The day that Charlie died the angels wept.” Translation: Heaven subscribed to Charlie Premium. Lesson: This is political necromancy, sadness gets weaponize