Pirate attacks and sea robberies surge in key South-East Asian shipping lane

In a move that blurs the line between foreign policy and high-seas piracy, the Trump administration has decided the best way to conduct diplomacy with Venezuela is to simply steal their boats. President Trump, treating the seizure of a massive oil tanker that was headed to Cuba like a prize won at a carnival claw machine, bragged about snagging the "largest one ever" and casually mused, "We keep it, I guess," regarding the millions of dollars in crude on board. While the White House hides behind